Since my about page turned itself into a damn fairy tale, I found it necessary to create another page to relay some highly relevant information!

• Foremostestly, I reserve the right to make up words.

• Methinks open discussion is a good thing. Challenging my opinions will make me a happy panda. Mean spirited comments and general asshatery will make me a sad panda.

• Also, if you use incorrect grammar on my blog you may be subjected to verbal abuse until your grammar improves.

• I’m lazy and I can’t be counted on to promote this blog. Therefore, if you’re really interested in what I have to say, it’s best to subscribe.

• Firefox users get extra brownie points.

• Images that say “calinazaret.net” at the bottom are images I own. I’m open to lending them for whatever, but I appreciate a heads up.

• That last bullet was not funny at all. What happened to my funny? Guess that means I’m done here!