A couple years ago I went to the zoo in San Francisco to observe the apes as part of an Anthropology project. I thought it would be fun, but it sucked hard. I watched the apes for an hour, documenting what they did every minute, and they barely did anything. “Eats, scratches. Scratches. Scratches and eats. And scratches.” I ended up pretty depressed due to the apathy in some of the animals, but I managed to get some neat pictures out of the deal.

I had to water mark all these images manually and I realize it looks pretty damn ghetto, but I run a pretty low-budget operation around here.

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I recently took a motorcycle safety course at a local community college and happened upon one of the most bizarrely useless directional signs I’ve ever seen.

Remember, I’m looking for room 833 in the 800 building. I found the 800 building on the map, and this is what I see when I get there.

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