BTW, what isn’t clear in this photo in that the white SUV right in front of my car was a cop. The air was thick with tension and you half expected a tumbleweed to roll through the intersection accompanied by old west dual music. But no, the light turned green and the cop drove off. Sigh.

I don’t intentionally mean to pick on quiznos, but come on. How do you, as a sandwich shop, run out of everything it takes to make a sandwich and then just handwrite some note and tape it to the front door? What you can’t see in this photo is the type note just above it stating that they had some major equipment malfunction. Some kind of incredibly colossal failure happened at this quiznos; perhaps we’ll hear about it someday on battlefield detectives.

Boy, talk about a shit job. Poor Owen. But seriously, I snapped this photo at a Quiznos somewhere in Mountainview . . . doesn’t anyone read over these things?