I just awoke from what I think is officially the dreamiest dream I’ve ever had. I’m writing it now while I still remember it. If any of you interpret dreams, maybe you can help me figure this one out.

It starts off innocently enough; I’m in Ohio visiting my family there. My uncle and cousin Bill decide they want to go play darts. I was stressed out because I’d forgotten my makeup (in real life I rarely wear makeup, I didn’t even wear it to my wedding) and I totally suck at darts.

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A couple years ago I went to the zoo in San Francisco to observe the apes as part of an Anthropology project. I thought it would be fun, but it sucked hard. I watched the apes for an hour, documenting what they did every minute, and they barely did anything. “Eats, scratches. Scratches. Scratches and eats. And scratches.” I ended up pretty depressed due to the apathy in some of the animals, but I managed to get some neat pictures out of the deal.

I had to water mark all these images manually and I realize it looks pretty damn ghetto, but I run a pretty low-budget operation around here.

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