Shocking revelation
January 19th, 2010food, funny, shenanigans
I would like to say something, once and for all, to the entire world. Something that’s been on my mind for years. I cannot keep my silence any longer.
Campbell’s tomato soup and V8 are the same thing. There, I said it. Now, I know what you’re thinking: how could I say such a thing? And to be honest, I’m not sure myself. But I know I have to speak the truth, consequences be damned.
To think that all those years I suffered through drinking cold V8 with the paltry consolation of the notion that it was good for me; no brothers and sisters, I tell you do not fall for this wickedness. To them who would say “but no, they are different, I assure you,” I respond with “denial is an ugly thing, but if you cannot handle the truth, then so be it.”
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I wouldn’t know anything about that as I don’t consume either. XD But I’ll believe you!
Woman, you have most assuredly gone mad.
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!
Thank you for finally putting an end to this horribly divisive debate.
mixx link
Your total failure to distinguish the difference in these two products explains a great deal of your behavior over these past many months.
@fatlester
As John Hodgman would say, “you’re welcome.” Also, thanks for submitting the blog!
@miklskon
I beg your pardon, sir, but do you have some grey poupon?