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	<title>Calinazaret</title>
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	<description>ramblings of a california nazarene girl</description>
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		<title>Las Terroristas y los derechos de Presos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Las Terroristas y los derechos de Presos
36 —Maestro, ¿cuál es el mandamiento más importante de la ley?
37 —&#8221;Ama al Señor tu Dios con todo tu corazón, con todo tu ser y con toda tu mente&#8221; —le respondió Jesús—.38 Éste es el primero y el más importante de los mandamientos.39 El segundo se parece a éste: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/las-terroristas-y-los-derechos-de-presos</link>
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		<title>Transport Fail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really torn here on whether this is fail or win. it&#8217;s a very fine line sometimes.

BTW, what isn&#8217;t clear in this photo in that the white SUV right in front of my car was a cop. The air was thick with tension and you half expected a tumbleweed to roll through the intersection accompanied [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/transport-fail</link>
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		<title>Finally</title>
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I got my degree in the mail the other day so it&#8217;s official, I have a bachelors degree! Just don&#8217;t ask me to spell bachelors without spellcheck! CSUMB sent it in a cardboard mailer with this really awkward letter saying &#8220;we hope you enjoyed your time here,&#8221; which was strangely similar to the email Motel [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/finally</link>
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		<title>Critical Loss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It never ceases to amaze me how impatience causes people to almost totally lose their minds. Today when I was reading an article about the airline crisis in Europe and the utter pandemonium caused by travel delays, the outrage over &#8220;industry losses&#8221; and the possibly unnecessary grounding of flights, I kept wondering where the value [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/critical-loss</link>
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		<title>Buddy Christ in the Skillet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One morning I woke up with a crazy hankering for hash browns. So, like any red-blooded true American would, I headed to the kitchen to satiate myself. I grabbed my trusty olive oil dispenser (the kind with the metal tube on top), poured out a few lines into a skillet, turned on the heat, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/buddy-christ-in-the-skillet</link>
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		<title>Cycle of greed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I finally went to see avatar (this post does not contain spoilers). I&#8217;ve actually seen this movie before, many years ago, only then it was called Ferngully and the music was much better. 
It was an interesting flick if you could get past the unoriginal plot and the glaring irony of a major corporation [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/cycle-of-greed</link>
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		<title>The clean plate club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was twelve I had a friend who&#8217;s family was fairly well off. I have a lot of memories that showcase the extreme disparity between us, but the time we ate lunch together at his parents&#8217; tennis club is perhaps the most clear. He ordered this plate of nachos and after eating only about [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/the-clean-plate-club</link>
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		<title>Failwich</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: Brennan had a better caption idea, so I put his on top of mine.



I don&#8217;t intentionally mean to pick on quiznos, but come on. How do you, as a sandwich shop, run out of everything it takes to make a sandwich and then just handwrite some note and tape it to the front door? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/failwich</link>
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		<title>Give honkies a chance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chris Matthews, a talk-show host for MSNBC, has been in the news recently for making a gaffe about president Obama while commenting on his state of the union address. Taken out of context, the gaffe sounds pretty bad: &#8221; . . . I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.&#8221;
Ouch.
It&#8217;s one of those moments [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/give-honkies-a-chance-2</link>
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		<title>The search is over</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have found the cutest thing ever. Thanks cuteoverload.com!


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		<link>http://calinazaret.net/the-search-is-over</link>
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		<title>I had a dream</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I awoke this morning from an interesting dream. I was filling out some kind of long, cavernous form and I got tripped up by one question: &#8220;Do you have private health insurance or state health insurance?&#8221;
The question bugged me, and I remember specifically thinking about it for a long time. I rolled it over in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/i-had-a-dream</link>
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		<title>Lozenge</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lozenge. Lozenge. Lozenge. 
I just love that word! I could sit and say it to myself for hours. Well, I could say it to myself for minutes. It&#8217;s fun to say. Say it out loud, for yourself, right now. Let it roll off your tongue slowly and enjoy it. 
Laaaahhhhhhzzzzzzeeehhhhnggge.

Yes! Ten brownie points to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/lozenge</link>
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		<title>Death in the wired</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I heard a loud sound like a car horn, and turned around to realize I&#8217;d been standing in the middle of a parking lot without a clear idea of for how long. After having left the grocery store I remembered hearing the sound of an incoming text, and without thinking I&#8217;d stopped to dig my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/death-in-the-wired</link>
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		<title>Sounds delicious, but I&#8217;ll pass</title>
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Boy, talk about a shit job. Poor Owen. But seriously, I snapped this photo at a Quiznos somewhere in Mountainview . . . doesn&#8217;t anyone read over these things?
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		<link>http://calinazaret.net/sounds-delicious-but-ill-pass</link>
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		<title>Shocking revelation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would like to say something, once and for all, to the entire world. Something that&#8217;s been on my mind for years. I cannot keep my silence any longer.


Campbell&#8217;s tomato soup and V8 are the same thing. There, I said it. Now, I know what you&#8217;re thinking: how could I say such a thing? And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/shocking-revelation</link>
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		<title>the quarter-life crisis</title>
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I made a joke the other day about going through a quarter-life crisis but apparently this is actually a recognized phenomenon which some people think is becoming more and more prevalent. Traditional American society is unraveling completely to reveal an entirely new group of totally dumbfounded 20 somethings who, not being bound by convention, have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/the-quarter-life-crisis</link>
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		<title>Kittens love knittens</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I gave my mother-in-law a knitten and she sent me these adorable photos today. Now all they need is snarky captions. Snarky captions, anyone? I&#8217;m out of creative juices for the day.


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		<link>http://calinazaret.net/kittens-love-knittens</link>
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		<title>Heroin for dummies</title>
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My friend Katharine wrote about an article in the New York Times which covered an interesting pamphlet directed at heroin users. I believe my first response to the excerpt of the pamphlet was &#8220;seriously?&#8221; And yes, seriously.
Drug policy in the US is such an overwhelming failure it&#8217;s hard for me to wrap my brain around [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/heroin-for-dummies</link>
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		<title>Capstone!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yay done! Huzzah!
Yes, I know you didn&#8217;t realize I had my capstone.That&#8217;s because I didn&#8217;t really tell anyone. Well here are my slides + video for the people I either didn&#8217;t tell or waited till the very last minute to tell so they couldn&#8217;t possibly come.









Here&#8217;s the very low quality video. Listen for the loud [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/capstone</link>
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		<title>What is forgiveness, anyway?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About a week ago I was watching this documentary called Forgiving Dr. Mengele which, to be perfectly honest, was rather forgettably presented but a fascinating subject nonetheless. The basic story revolved around a woman who, having survived torture at the hands of Dr. Josef Mengele and other officers of the Nazi party, had decided to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://calinazaret.net/what-is-forgiveness-anyway</link>
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