UPDATE: Brennan had a better caption idea, so I put his on top of mine.

I don’t intentionally mean to pick on quiznos, but come on. How do you, as a sandwich shop, run out of everything it takes to make a sandwich and then just handwrite some note and tape it to the front door? What you can’t see in this photo is the type note just above it stating that they had some major equipment malfunction. Some kind of incredibly colossal failure happened at this quiznos; perhaps we’ll hear about it someday on battlefield detectives.