I’m about to unfollow/unfriend/block you.

And you’re about to freak the fuck out about it for no reason.

Not that you ever read my plurks/tweets/submits.

Not that you care what I had to say, or even noticed me in your massive list of friends.

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We’re sorry to interrupt this blog post, but there appears to have been some mistake.

It appears the writing was unforgivably shitty and we simply cannot let it go on any longer. For now.

Thanks,

-the management