Are you a real Micheal Jackson fan? Then buy this shit. If you won’t buy this shit, you’re nothing.

Ok, I’ve been BAD about blogging. I’m so damn lazy it’s atrocious. The worst part is I have a ton of things to say, and time to say them, just no motivation. Well, here’s a photo I took of an African Violet I bought today, with the new macro lens I got for my birthday. Hopefully this will appease y’all.

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As some of you already know, I’ve recently declared war. I know what you’re thinking, “but Julie! You’re such a peace-loving girl!”

Well, I guess sometimes I favor a good genocide. Especially when I’m growing onions. Meet my enemy (warning, jump is not for the faint of heart):
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Did you know that balsamic vinegar contains lead? I noticed an interesting little warning on my vinegar bottle yesterday:
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Awwwwwweeee

I am so bummed. After almost 8 years, I finally got around to writing this message:

Hello random person of the internet. You don’t know me but I promise I’m not a spammer asking for money or whatever, I just want to tell a story about my username– calinazaret.

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